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A comedy about love, seaweed and Rupert Murdoch

" Dear Mr Murdoch,
You might recall me writing..."

Emily Tate is fourteen years old and yearns to become a business tycoon. Her problem is that she lives on a remote island over-run by seals, albatrosses and her own eccentric family - who pulp seaweed for a living and refuse to listen to any kind of business advice, let alone hers.

But when Emily unexpectedly finds herself in control of the family firm she discovers that life as a kelp magnate has a serious downside.

Kelp is touching and hilarious 'coming of age' comedy in the tradition of The Diary of Adrian Mole.

'Hilarious. Light-hearted, warm-hearted and genuinely funny. One-off books which burst from the blue – or the green – in this case – like these are a real delight.' The Scotsman

'Full of intrigue and quite hilarious' Mail on Sunday UK

‘ The pace, wit and bizarreness are delightful’ The Guardian (UK)

‘I couldn’t put this hilarious book down' Cosmic (UK)

'A must-read'
Dolly (UK)

'Hilarious story of a budding female executive. A genuinely funny novel'
Daily Telegraph UK